Description:
figment w007 is an apparition that seemingly appears when Fortnite is mentioned, or otherwise discussed through context clues. it takes the form of mephiles from sonic the hedgehog, and speaks eloquently, but simultaneously rude and polite.
fortunately, it is easily dispersed. if memphis dies in fortnite, it dies in real life. after dying, it does not seem to appear when "fortnite" is mentioned until around 48 hours have passed since a memphis sighting. its presence is at worst, mildly annoying, so residents of the jetblack may interact with it however they wish.
Sources:
- Fortnite.
- Sonic the Hedgehog.
- Real-Time Fandubs, media it is involved with, and its members.
- listen, i am NOT a virgin by CHOICE. it is not MY fault. you see, these WOMEN do not realize the appeal of a true GAMER such as myself. you see, through my many years of gaming, i have been taught to respect women as PRINCESSES and QUEENS. and yet, these WHORES decide to let themselves be CAPTURED by these BRUTES who only care for their own STRENGTH and play SPORTS. what kind of an IDIOT would choose a JOCK over an intellectually SUPERIOR GAMER such as myself. obviously, these women do not deserve me, and THAT is the ONLY reason why i am still a virgin. now if you will EXCUSE ME, i have to go WIN a COMPETITIVE GAME, for a MASSIVE PRIZE POOL.
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