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The Matchmakers

Old Render

Old New Render

New Render

POWER COLOR: LIME
STRENGTHS: Seemingly endless creativity, for better or worse.
WEAKNESSES: Inevitable, crippling irrelevance to the narrative.

Old Description:

:33< oh, teehee, UwwU, woUld yoU liek to arr-pee? Calliope and Nepeta Leijon from Homestuck have become fast friends, and they’re on-site at the JETBLACK to... make friends! What? DId you expect them to start bashing faces in? Unless Nepeta sees you as a valuable source of meat, these two couldn’t hurt a fly! Oh, and sure, they’ll participate in the tournament. Why not? They’ve got nothing else to do with their time right now.

Old Sources:

  • Homestuck, its spinoffs, fanventures, or other supplementary Homestuck media
  • Cats
  • Skeletons
  • 2000s Love Songs, Nightcore, and meme songs in Otaku culture

New Description:

when initially entering the jetblack, NEPETA LEIJON and CALLIOPE were paired up by fate as the MATCHMAKERS for, for what they could tell, no reason. an hour later, they were cooped up together watching precure. NEPETA is a cave-dwelling carnivore troll that, while not a cat, is the most cat-like of our feline-adjacent contestants. CALLIOPE is a fandom-drowned, pleasant cherub that is, fortunately, separate from her tyrannical brother, caliborn. the two bond over their artistic hobbies, affinity for online communities, and a strong eye in the art of shipping. the MATCHMAKERS have been a pleasant presence in the jetblack, if a little overwhelming, and they're purrfectly content in their solo-win.

New Sources:

  • Homestuck / Fanworks / Homestuck Musicians
  • Cats / Monsters / Mythical Creatures
  • 2000s hits / Hyperpop / Happy Hardcore
  • Otaku Culture / Popular Nightcore / AMV Audios